Thursday, December 8, 2016

The Reusable Condom

Today I saw a video of a person who found a wallet from the 1930’s. In it was his birth certificate, and some condoms. The condom wrapper looked very weird. I didn’t know condoms existed back them. When were AIDS “invented”? OH yeah, I just remembered  that I saw an article of the first condoms, which were made of pig skin. They were reusable too! I can totally picture a modern day family, with a box of reusable condoms, the husband asking the wife if she could wash his condom tonight, the wife finding a used condom that she's never seen before in a little condom box. The man saying he never cheated and likes to pleasure himself with condoms, but never wanted to admit it to his wife, for fear of being shamed by her. Her asking if that was the case, why he always insisted to not wear condoms when they had sexual intercourse and always wanted her to be on the pill, but she didn't want to because it gave her a mild allergic reaction, but he never listened to her anyways, all he ever thought about was himself.

Such is life in reusable condom land.

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