The Dolphin Theory

This is my first sentence, I am outside waiting for the tram, three more minuets to wait, while writing with my new BIC pen. What else can I say... other than dolphin flesh can be found in tuna cans ?

THE TRAM JUST ARRIVED!

Here I am in the cold, writing in my journal. Should I give him a name? I don’t know. Sometimes I wonder if people ask themselves If I’m wondering what I will write in my journal. Do I want the rest of the world to read my journal, or do I want to keep my thoughts to myself, and only myself? Will my children read my journal? Will they think that I'm a dumbass? I hope so.

Alright, now let's get back to the dolphins. I'm certain that they taste delicious! I’m also pretty sure that when fishermen catch tuna, they must also catch some dolphins in their nets, and cut them up into a million pieces to sell them on the market.

Apparently, dolphins are intelligent creatures. I read an article (On the internet of course) that dolphins are too intelligent to be held in zoos. So if we compare zoos to prisons, it would mean that dolphins are more intelligent than prisoners! Maybe, to become truly stupid, I'll have to commit a crime. That way, when I get out of prison, I can become a dolphin!

Not so stupid now, huh?  If we compare prisons to zoos, I think we should be able to visit prisons. We’ll throw bananas at them, and the kids will be happy. All this writing has made me thirsty, I blame our ancestors, the fish! How much water does a fish drink per day? When water enters their body, does it come out anywhere? Like urine? I don’t know, apparently urine is composed of 70% of what our saliva is made of, and it’s healthy for the body!